Doctor Jokes

Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?"

Joe responds "59."

He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times three?"

Tom responds, "Wednesday."

He finally goes over to John and asks, "John, how much is three times three?"

"NINE" replies John.

"That’s right ...now how did you come to that answer?"

"It was easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"